CELIA'S POEMS

No 369          March 18

Each year we flock to the Awards,

For this wonderful occasion,

Of course it’s at The Norbreck.

Such a wonderful location.

Of course I say that tongue in cheek,

We discuss the rooms for hours,

But eventually we all agree,

We just love Fawlty Towers.

But this year things were different,

It made me write a book,

We’ve now sold our first hundred,

It’s time to take a look

The book’s for the LDF charity,

Sometimes it’s sad, sometimes it’s funny,

But one thing I am good at,

Is relieving you of your money.

You know this charity’s helped many,

It gets stronger every year,

So if you haven’t bought a book,

Geoff and I are always here.

The book’s a lovely keepsake,

Or a present for a friend,

We’ve sent lots over to America,

Even one to India we did send.

Geoff’s a regular at the local Post Office,

A book to them he did sell,

He’s also to go into the bank,

He sold them one as well.

I even sold one to my doctor,

As my problems I did tell her,

So come on guys please help us,

To make this a best seller.